What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

I have genetic eyebags and smile lines, but is there any way to get rid of them naturally with some massages or face yoga?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How should one respond to compliments such as "You are so special" and "I'm lucky to have met you" from a guy?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

Eum sit quibusdam aperiam culpa ipsa culpa odio.

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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From Russia With Love

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How did you as a human being change while growing up?